My own little place

My name is Halle (Hay-lee)
I'm 18.
This is where I come to get away from everything.
Aujourd hui, je prends de la hauteur.

queefjerkey:

how many tumblr followers do you have mom

yeah that’s what i thought

(via zackisontumblr)

dorasfedora:

I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?

(via rlckrolled)

(Source: peetaslongbun, via rlckrolled)

100327:

occupado

(via rlckrolled)

how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore

(via hate)

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via oblitus-anima)

Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do you really think there’s anything in that scene that this chick hasn’t already tried when the lights go out at night, or in the bathroom, or in the tub, or with the shower head or something like that? I’m telling you, man, I’m not teaching this broad anything new. If I were to create a rating system, I wouldn’t even put murder right at the top of the chief offenses. I would put rape right at the top, and assault against women. Because it’s so insanely overused and insulting how much it’s overused in movies as a plot device, a woman in peril. That, to me, is offensive, yet that shit skates.

Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings. (via kevinnj)

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2bainzz:

shotarokaneda:

fully-baked:

This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af
 nah but forreal tho somebody explain this

fancy paint coating that scatters the light that shines on the car

nerd

(Source: mrcheyl, via glitterygalaxy)

teamdickrats:

stars-will-lead-the-way:

incision:

elizabethii:

The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005

she’s so cute

anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it

HEHEHEHE PHILLIP I’M A STAMP AND YOU’RE NOT

(via squarlo)

gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

(via jellobabies)

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